what color’s your bra
when you’re horny and your boyfriend isnt
THIS IS RIDICULOUSLY ACCURATE
when that one person you hate in your class speaks
reblog this if you are a sack of flesh with temporary consciousness on a tiny rock flying through space
How Christina Aguilera sings lullabies to her children.
you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
Why not let actual queer people play the parts of queer people
Why not let actual straight people play the parts of straight people?